celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via laurazocca)

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via hate)

50shadesofsuperwholock:

faultinourfantasies:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing


This is why we can’t have nice things

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magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “I don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

(via itsdauntlessbitch)

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

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mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

(via hate)

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

bye-ney-ney

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